*Upbeat song*
Live from that Motel 6 down the block, it's the 1st Annual Rodentia Red Carpet Award!! Rodents from all over the county have come to see if they will walk home with a cheap plastic trophy!! Here's your host, Mayor Ooter!!!
*Applause*
Ooter-Hello and welcome! I'll be your host tonight, and tomorrow night, and the next night. Many people have wondered, can a rodent accomplish great things? Not all can, but these indiviuals can kinda do it. I mean, they get away with it. It's not great or anything, but by all means entertaining. Tonight, we will see who has done well enough with the grand industry of Videocameraology. Giving the first award, is my son, Oooter Jr.!
Ooter Jr.- Good evening, everybody. I'm giving the first award, and nobody better have a problem with that. DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Ooter Sr.- Junior, get on with the award!
Ooter Jr.- Okay. Well, the first award is for......Best Special Effects! and the nomonies are.....
1.Cheese Kong
2.Lord of the Cheese:The Fellowship of the Cheese
3.The Chronicals of Rodentia:The Hamster, the Mouse, and the Broom Closet
4.Harry Acorn and the Chamber of Cheese
And the award goes to....*pulls paper out of important looking envelope* Cheese Kong! *aplause*
Creater of Cheese Kong- I'm very glad to get this award! Yeah, my movie won, all yours lost! I'm better! WHEE HEHEHEH-
Ooter Sr.- *pushes creater of Cheese Kong off the stage* I enjoyed Cheese Kong, really. Seeing a giant mouse smash building for some reasons pleases me. Well, for the next award, given by That one mouse we met on the highway (TOMWMOTHW),will be for Best movie accident.
TOMWMOTHW-And the nomonies are.......
1. The Chronicles of Rodentia: The Hamster, the Mouse, and the Broom closet, or having the cameramouse scream in terror when The hamster's fur was shaved by the mouse's personal asistant.
2. Brokeback Cheezer, for having a two-year-old gerbil on set scream, "Eww, kissy!" Whenever two rodents hugged.
3. Everything is an Anteater, for making the mistake of, well, casting only anteaters. Even for the camera crew.
And the winner is......*pulls letter out of envelope* retaetnA na si gnihtyrevE! Wait, I read that backwards. *reads it forwards* Everything is an Anteater!
Creator of Everything is an Anteater- Meep!
Ooter Sr.- Swell, I bet everyone on nation radio understood the deepness of that speach!
Anteaters in crowd- *nods in agreement*
Ooter Sr.- I was being sarcastic. Anywho, the next award giver is...... me! For Best Actor, and the nomines are...
1. Cheezer, for his performance in the film "Harry Acorn and the Juice Box of Fire"
2. Myself, in the film "Costly by the Dozen"
3. Ears, for his stunning acting in the re-make of the classic movie, "To Stun a Mocking Hare"
4. Remus Mouse, for "Cavy's Play"
And the winner is.....wait, there's TWO winners! Cheezer and Remus? What about me? ARGH!!!!!
Cheezer- YA BABY!
TOMWMOTHW- Yahoo!
Ooter sr.- You're not Remus!
TOMWMOTHW- Yeah, I am. Now for Cheezer!
Cheezer- *in rough accent* Tank yoou!
Remus- *shrugs* he is the only one who can do an accent without losing one's voice, and I'm just plain awesome. Chaio!
Ooter, Sr.- Fine, i'll just give the next and final award without the other nomines. Nuts Squirrel for "Dream squirrels"!
Nuts- Wow, all of those tight, itchy, short dresses paid off. WHOH!
Ooter Sr.- Now I go. Let's forget about TV, we can do that later if we want! No one cares about evil TV! The awards are over for now! Go, go, go, now!!!!!!
Announcer- Well, that's it for tonight. Tune in tommorow to see who won awards for....wait, I shouldn't tell you now. Bye bye!
Monday, May 14, 2007
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