Cheezer- How is base, TSAR Ears?
Ears- Quiet.
Pux- Too quiet.
Flinch- Isn't that a good thing?
Stinky- You'd think so....
Cheezer- Shut up, skunk!
Stinky- I don't smell that bad!
Cheezer- Then why does it take 5 hours to go down the street and take out the trash? 'Cause you roll in it!
Ears- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pounding of feet and clacking of claws*
Cheezer- Ears, you idiot!
Ears- I'm sorry!
Strange Creature- Woof!
Ears- Oh no!
Stinky- It's....
Pellet- The.....
Flinch- DOG!!!!!!
Dog- Woof!
TSARs- AHHHH!!!!!!
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TV Announcer rat- The rest of this fotage is too awful to be seen on this program. The basic plotline: The rodents are faced with a dog. That's pretty much it. You can stop listining. I don't get paid enough for you to keep listining. TURN OFF THE STUPID RADIO ALREADY!
Camera- *turns off*
*turns back on, new announcer*]
New rat- Well, we fired the other guy, and he got a job at Chuck-E-Cheese or something. Ah, what is this?
Flinch- Can we keep her? Please? Pretty please?
Ears & Pux- Aw, why not?
Flinch- Yay!
New rat- The rodents and the dogs are friends.....now. Oh, and here is the cat.....with the head of a costume for dogs?
Cat- Meow!
Pellet- Cat or chicken? I'm so confused!
New rat- Well, happy endings for all but Pellet; poor little guy's confused out of his mind. That's all for today.
*Sharp ending music*
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