Live from Castraphobe at the silly Rat umbrella lending establishment (And other pointless media), or C.A.T.S.R.U.L.E., here's your current show host, Ratzo!
Ratzo- Hey, hey, hey! It's Ratzo here, live from C.A.T.S.R.U.L.E. stud.....hey, who was the Einstin who made this name anyway? The inicials spell CATS RULE!!!!!!!
Cat- Well, they do.
Ratzo- Shut up! Well, here's my show, where you can here me talk about good ol' me. Isn't this exciting?
Cameracrew- *whisper* At least he knows sarcasim....
Ratzo- It's true! I'm a very interesting rat, do you hear me? I'm INTERESTING!
Cameracrew- Sheesh.
Ratzo- Yeah. Hmm, lets see. Aha! I'll tell you all about how I came to live with my current family of geeks-
Ratzo's mom (A.K.A. editor)- Ratzo, you have to remeber that time Snickers saved your life!
Ratzo- Hehehe, sorry, Mom! I'll tell you all about that another time. Now, where were we.....ah ye-
Snickers- MEEP!!!!
Ratzo- Snickers? What the heck are you doing here? This is my show!
Snickers- Meep meep meep meep meep meep, meep, meep. MEEP!
Ratzo- Uh-huh? Oh, you idiot, your act isn't until Tuseday! TUSEDAY!
Snickers- Meep. *Walks off stage*
Ratzo- Well, now that's over with, let's start that memory. Ah, yes.....
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I was reading a clip from the classifids one day, and noticed an ad that rather amused me:
WANTED:
Loveable, stupid, over-afraid, over-protective, too-smart-for-his-own-good, smelly, dirty, germ-freak, or mean rodent. Reward: $20. Please call 1800-RODENT-HOME today is interested.
Hmm. I was too smart for my own good, and was rich enough to be a germ freak. So I packed my bags, quit my job at Microsoft-
Mom- You said you were fired!
Ratzo- I'll explain in another episode. Oh, yeah, then I called the number and said I'll be over there tommorow, and to pick me up at the train station.
"How will I notice you; you're a rodent!" The ad-poster said.
I told her that she would see me. And boy, did she see me, all right.......
(To be continued)
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